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"If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?"
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"My parents were very permissive when it came to animals. As long as we earned the money to buy them and built whatever structure it was they were going to live in, we could have any kind of pet we wanted. They would have let us have a rhinoceros if we could have afforded it."

"Reason number 106 why dogs are smarter than humans: once you leave the litter, you sever contact with your mothers."

"For the animals, they came from the University in Uppsala and all different kinds of clinics here."
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