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Philip K. Dick

"Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit."

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"Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit."

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"And it never even occurs to them their certainty that they are different is what makes them the same."

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"Irony, we want our handwriting to look like typed fonts, and our computer fonts to look like handwritten text."

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"I'm sucking on a cancer stick trying to think of something inspiring to say to help someone have a better life. That's "Irony"."

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"And what's the irony?...In the end... we call the enemy friends... the fake people again friends... should I continue here with the words?"

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"If there were a master of stupidity in this world, I would really love to listen to his success story."

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"What a moron I was to think you were sweet and innocent, when it turns out you were actually college-educated the whole time!"

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"I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper."

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"With the persistent loud voice, fool asks us to respect serenity."

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"God's M.O., he reflected, is to transmute evil into good. If He is active here, He is doing that now, although our eyes can't perceive it; the process lies hidden beneath the surface of reality, and emerges only later. To, perhaps, our waiting heirs. Paltry people who will not know the dreadful war we've gone through, and the losses we took, unless in some footnote in a minor history book they catch a notion. Some brief mention. With no list of the fallen."
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