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"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
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"America is the most fertile ground of opportunity."
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"I really don't feel any strong allegiance to any country."
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"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
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"In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment."
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"If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country."
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"A lot of country pubs will receive Michelin stars."
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"If you can sell green toothpaste in this country, you can sell opera."
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"Countries and states which have capital punishment have a much higher rate of murder and crime than countries that do not, so that makes sense to me, and the moral question - I struggle with it morally."
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"Most of the doctors in the Tunisian administration, especially those in country districts, contracted typhus and approximately one third of them died of it."
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"When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks."
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"Talking about music is like dancing about architecture."
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"I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness."
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"Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!"
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"What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke."
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"Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty."
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"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies."
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"Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town."
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"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot."
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"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
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"When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well."
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