"Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top."

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"The United States' gasoline industry, as Hurricanes Katrina and Rita demonstrated, is remarkably fragile. And the process of how oil is pumped from the ground, turned into gasoline and distributed to consumers is complicated."

Gary Miller, American Politician

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"Liability does apply with respect to the amount of the oil spill."

Ken Salazar, American Politician

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"We consume about 25 percent of the world's oil every year, but we only have reserves, including that which has not been pumped, of about 3 percent of the oil reserves in the world."

Jay Inslee, American Politician

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"The oil can is mightier than the sword."

Everett Dirksen, American Politician

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"As the temperature drops, the need for heating oil goes up."

Christopher Dodd, American Politician

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"Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil."

Rob Corddry, American Comedian

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"To keep a lamp burning we have to keep putting oil in it."

George MacDonald, Scottish Novelist

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"The star of oil and vinegar and the oil and vinegar of the stars."

Paul Newman, American Actor

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"The lamp burns bright when wick and oil are clean."

Ovid, Roman Poet

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"Here in the United States, we have between 250 and 300 years of a coal supply. That is more than the amount of recoverable oil contained in the entire world."

Tim Holden, American Politician

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"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

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"Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds."

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"Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise."

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"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."

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"The United States' gasoline industry, as Hurricanes Katrina and Rita demonstrated, is remarkably fragile. And the process of how oil is pumped from the ground, turned into gasoline and distributed to consumers is complicated."

"Liability does apply with respect to the amount of the oil spill."

"We consume about 25 percent of the world's oil every year, but we only have reserves, including that which has not been pumped, of about 3 percent of the oil reserves in the world."

"The oil can is mightier than the sword."

"As the temperature drops, the need for heating oil goes up."

"Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil."

"To keep a lamp burning we have to keep putting oil in it."

"The star of oil and vinegar and the oil and vinegar of the stars."

"The lamp burns bright when wick and oil are clean."

"Here in the United States, we have between 250 and 300 years of a coal supply. That is more than the amount of recoverable oil contained in the entire world."

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"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

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"Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds."

"Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise."

"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."

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"The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found."

"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."

"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."