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"Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top."
Oil,
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"It's not just a hurricane. It's the demand for gas in China... We're paying $3 a gallon, and the oil companies are making historic profits every quarter."
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"The lamp burns bright when wick and oil are clean."
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"There'll be no oiling up with this band. The oil has been there for years and it only gets better."
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"There are growing concerns that oil companies are making too much in profits at the expense of consumers."
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"As the temperature drops, the need for heating oil goes up."
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"We consume about 25 percent of the world's oil every year, but we only have reserves, including that which has not been pumped, of about 3 percent of the oil reserves in the world."
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"There are going to be questions about what major oil companies are doing with all of the resources they're accumulating. They can't escape that."
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"We can't allow multinational oil companies boasting of record profits to gouge consumers... We must do what we can to fix this problem."
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"By 2010, Africa could be providing the United States with as many oil imports as the Middle East."
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"To keep a lamp burning we have to keep putting oil in it."
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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."
Bed
"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."
God
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."
God
"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor."
God
"Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise."
Advice
"She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven."
War
"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."
Man
"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
Baby
"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."
Life
"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."
Time
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