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"Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top."
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"Liability does apply with respect to the amount of the oil spill."
"It's not just a hurricane. It's the demand for gas in China... We're paying $3 a gallon, and the oil companies are making historic profits every quarter."
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"I worked offshore as an oil worker for a couple of years."
"The star of oil and vinegar and the oil and vinegar of the stars."
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"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."
"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."
"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."
"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."
"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."
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