"I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap."

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"I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap."

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"Big Brother is watching you."

George Orwell, British Author

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"Never give up your wife, husband, children and families. Believe that people can change. Give others opportunity to change."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

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"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor."

Neil Gaiman, British Author

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"Blessed is the womb that born you."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

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"Until now, you have always lived your life alone. Every decision you've made has been for you and you alone. Now, and for the rest of your days, your life will be tied to another's. Every decision you make will be for both of you. What one does affects the other. You are a family, a team inseparable and unbreakable."

Richelle Mead, American Author

Family, Partnership, Decision, Teamwork

"A rubber plant is just about the ideal family."

Haruki Murakami, Japanese Writer

Family, Ideal, Relationship, Life

"Father, I know you will hear me, I will speak."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

Family, Father, Speak, Hear, Trust

"When we sat down on the couch again, you curled up against my side, like you used to when you were a tod."

Jodi Picoult, American Novelist

Family, Nostalgia, Memory, Comfort, Love

"Children are angels."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

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"I was sixteen and my mother was about to throw me out of the house forever, for breaking a very big rule, even bigger than the forbidden books. The rule was not just No Sex, but definitely No Sex With Your Own Sex."

Jeanette Winterson, British Novelist

Family, Rules, Rebellion, Youth, Identity

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"The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed."

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"A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."

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"What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement."

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"Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great."

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"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."

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"Big Brother is watching you."

"Never give up your wife, husband, children and families. Believe that people can change. Give others opportunity to change."

"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor."

"Blessed is the womb that born you."

"A rubber plant is just about the ideal family."

"Father, I know you will hear me, I will speak."

"When we sat down on the couch again, you curled up against my side, like you used to when you were a tod."

"Children are angels."

"I was sixteen and my mother was about to throw me out of the house forever, for breaking a very big rule, even bigger than the forbidden books. The rule was not just No Sex, but definitely No Sex With Your Own Sex."

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"The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed."

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"What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement."

"Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great."

"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."

"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted."

"I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin."

"An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt."

"Imitation is the sincerest form of television."

"My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense."