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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey."
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"The past informs the present."
History

"Angling is a sport, so sporting ethics should apply."
Ethics

"I like working among 'creative clutter'. It gives me a sense of activity and achievement."
Creativity

"You can escape completely, seeking an alternative life, or you can play the game and go absent without leave. How you do it is up to you."
Freedom

"We get so used to the gregarious nature of our towns and villages that we forget how crowded our existence has become."
Society

"I wish for a simple life."
Simplicity

"If I can't garden in it, then I won't wear it."
Lifestyle

"Writing ink is the magic that allows nothing to become something. It catches the fleeting idea and seeks out the glances of those who wish to see. Even a random ink splat will mean something to someone."
Creativity

"Be patient, persistent and above all, believe."
Perseverance

"Imagination is the real magic that exists in this world. Look inwards, to see outwards. And capture it in writing."
Creativity
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