"Michelin Star? I'd rather chew a French rubber tyre."

Humor, Food, Opinion, Satire

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"I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog."

Whitney M. Young, American Activist

Humor, Blind

"Sometimes absurd logic can be amusing and heart-touching."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

Humor, Logic, Absurd, Heart, Amusement

"I think at its best the American sense of humor is the same as the British sense of humor at its best, which is to be wry and ironic and self deprecating."

Simon Pegg, British Comedian

Humor, American, Self, Sense

"Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals."

Agnes Repplier, American Writer

Humor, Gods, Nothing

"You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye."

Hunter S. Thompson, American Journalist

Humor, Eye, Hunting

"Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband."

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown

Humor, Alimony, Husband, Money, Law

"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."

George Best, Irish Athlete

Humor, Drinking

"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

Humor, Happiness, Truth, Wisdom

"When I reprimanded my son for hair like Michael Jackson he said: "I don't see the problem you wear yours like Michael Jordan.""

Anonymous, Unknown Unknown

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"I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so."

Stephen Leacock, Canadian Economist

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"Life is a wonderfully fine thing. Go live it."

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"One cannot help but identify with the life-giving quality of water, not just to quench our thirst, but for our emotional and spiritual wellbeing."

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"I like to start slowly, and then ease up as the day progresses."

Lifestyle, Patience, Time, Day, Life

"Having a 'taste for life' is about knowing its various flavours and awaiting the next meal."

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"Where the writing takes place doesn't matter to a publisher, but it matters a great deal to the author."

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"Live humbly and for the moment."

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"I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog."

"Sometimes absurd logic can be amusing and heart-touching."

"I think at its best the American sense of humor is the same as the British sense of humor at its best, which is to be wry and ironic and self deprecating."

"Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals."

"You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye."

"Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband."

"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."

"Beware of giggle grins, they are highly contagious."

"When I reprimanded my son for hair like Michael Jackson he said: "I don't see the problem you wear yours like Michael Jordan.""

"I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so."

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"Life is a wonderfully fine thing. Go live it."

"One cannot help but identify with the life-giving quality of water, not just to quench our thirst, but for our emotional and spiritual wellbeing."

"I like to start slowly, and then ease up as the day progresses."

"Having a 'taste for life' is about knowing its various flavours and awaiting the next meal."

"As an angler and a gardener, I cherish each drop of rain that falls."

"Angling is a sport, so sporting ethics should apply."

"Be patient, persistent and above all, believe."

"Proudly buck the trend. Dare to be different."

"Where the writing takes place doesn't matter to a publisher, but it matters a great deal to the author."

"Live humbly and for the moment."