"England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'."

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"In England, we don't have any guns whatsoever."

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"We can talk about Manchester! I like coming here, it's a wicked city. It's my second favourite city in England after London. I like Liverpool too but there's a lot more to do in Manchester."

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"Around the property I have here, I'm about to put an all weather race track. I'm about to build stables. I'm about to ship over a couple of my thoroughbreds from England."

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Bob Hope, American Comedian

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"If only Vivien Leigh had stayed in England, that part would have been mine."

Joan Bennett, American Actress

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"England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'."

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"My agent tells me I am drawing the largest salary ever paid in the halls of England. Wonderful, isn't it? for a quiet, rural gardener like myself."

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"If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts."

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"Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day."

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"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them."

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"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas."

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"In England, we don't have any guns whatsoever."

"We can talk about Manchester! I like coming here, it's a wicked city. It's my second favourite city in England after London. I like Liverpool too but there's a lot more to do in Manchester."

"Around the property I have here, I'm about to put an all weather race track. I'm about to build stables. I'm about to ship over a couple of my thoroughbreds from England."

"I grew up in the early '70s in New England."

"They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood."

"If only Vivien Leigh had stayed in England, that part would have been mine."

"My agent set up a meeting with George Lucas. They were casting in England."

"England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'."

"My agent tells me I am drawing the largest salary ever paid in the halls of England. Wonderful, isn't it? for a quiet, rural gardener like myself."

"If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts."

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"England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'."

"I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator."

"Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day."

"I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."

"Whatever happened to the good ole days, when children worked in factories?"

"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."

"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him."

"When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas."

"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks."