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Emo Philips

"England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'."

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"I once had a large gay following, but I ducked into an alleyway and lost him."

Gay

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"I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'"

Father

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"At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote."

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"I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks."

Love

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"I was the kid next door's imaginary friend."

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"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."

Life

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"How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand."

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"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."

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Emo Philips
"England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'."

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"My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing."

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Aberjhani

"Fortunately for England, all her imports are raw materials."

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Aberjhani

"While the struggle for religious liberty had proceeded without large-scale bloodshed in New England and elsewhere in the United States, the struggle for political liberty had not fared so well."

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Aberjhani

"I grew up in the early '70s in New England."

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Aberjhani

"I knew that I had a following here in England, and if I came over here maybe I could cultivate it, but I never dreamt it would be as great as it has been."

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Aberjhani

"Yeah, we went to England to do a show and I got off the plane and I couldn't write my name or hold my hand up."

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Aberjhani

"And it was only released in London last week, so when I go back to England Monday or whatever, I am expecting heaps of adulation. I'm hoping there is. If that doesn't happen I will be disappointed."

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Aberjhani

"I was born in Middlesex, England, which is really London."

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Aberjhani

"Land, in England, is valuable, because we have highly-paid artisans to consume the produce on the spot."

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Aberjhani

"In terms of soccer, it wasn't really a thing that girls did. In England it more kind of Net Ball and Hockey and stuff like that in athletics. It's to each their own, really."

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Aberjhani

"It was doing very well; it was doing particularly well outside of England. It was a very big seller for Carlton Television. But it was getting more and more expensive to do."

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