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"Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about."
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"I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny."
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"I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry."
People
"You can't just yell jokes at people."
People
"I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine."
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"There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views."
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"Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat."
People
"Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about."
News
"I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate."
War
"I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people."
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"Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush."
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"News is something that happens that matters to you, which is not most of what we watch on television."
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"It is not true that virtually all news in a totalitarian state is false."
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"To the old, the new is usually bad news."
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"We cannot make good news out of bad practice."
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"You have a specific, defined audience-at MTV, they assume the audience to the news is 15 to 30 years old and they do a lot of research about the things they're interested in."
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"In that sense, when a Bush or a Gore, or whomever, goes on David Letterman, that's the news, too."
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"Leaks and whispers are a daily routine of news-gathering in Washington."
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"Local television and local TV news isn't telling the voters about local candidates."
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"There will always be a certain element of extremists on either side, left or right, who no mainstream news outlet is going to satisfy."
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"Every news organization should ideally be as broadly representative as possible."
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