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"Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about."
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"The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich."
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"To the old, the new is usually bad news."
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"Leaks and whispers are a daily routine of news-gathering in Washington."
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"I read the newspaper avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction."
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"TV news is what you want it to be, and if you want it to be different, take a look at what you watch."
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"The bad news motivated the drill instructors that much more."
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"Of, course it always cheers a news editor when a story has what we describe as 'legs' therefore it, erm, runs."
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"In the past ABC has made half-hearted efforts or, worse, cosmetic efforts, to do something about news and I wasn't certain about what their real aim was - nor am I now."
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"We report the news. Fox talks about the news."
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"A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not."
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"I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end."
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"Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat."
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"I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner."
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"I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either."
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"I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry."
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"I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny."
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"I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine."
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"As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie; all it requires is a great writer and great director with an ability to think outside of conventional film comedy."
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"There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views."
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"I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years."
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