"I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth."

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"I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth."

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"Opinion has caused more trouble on this little earth than plagues or earthquakes."

"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."

"Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere."

"It is true that we are weak and sick and ugly and quarrelsome but if that is all we ever were, we would millenniums ago have disappeared from the face of the earth."

"We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap."

"Mountains are earth's undecaying monuments."

"It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth."

"Less than an hour before he'd congratulated himself on escaping all the traps of Earth, all the snares of Man. Not knowing that the greatest trap of all, the final and the fatal trap, lay on this present planet."

"Photographers deal in things which are continually vanishing and when they have vanished there is no contrivance on earth which can make them come back again."

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"When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed."

"I'm not a villain, I've never hurt anyone. I'm just a tawdry character who explodes now and again."

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