"I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth."

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"I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth."

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"Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't."

Richard Bach, American Novelist

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"There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person."

Gilbert K. Chesterton, English Writer

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"The bad fortune of the good turns their faces up to heaven; the good fortune of the bad bows their heads down to the earth."

Seneca, Roman Philosopher

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"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."

Kurt Vonnegut, American Author

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"The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities."

Ayn Rand, Russian Writer

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"You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth."

John Lennon, English Musician

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"And let a scholar all earth's volumes carry, he will be but a walking dictionary: a mere articulate clock."

George Chapman, English Poet

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"Photographers deal in things which are continually vanishing and when they have vanished there is no contrivance on earth which can make them come back again."

Henri Cartier-Bresson, French Photographer

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"But really it was just, it was perfect. You know, I actually got that feeling like you know what, maybe this is why I'm alive, you know - maybe this is why I'm here on this on earth."

Stefano Langone, American Musician

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"Heaven would indeed be heaven if lovers were there permitted as much enjoyment as they had experienced on earth."

Giovanni Boccaccio, Italian Author

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"I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well."

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"At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it."

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"Even though people say Richard Harris and I have been having a great feud, it's not true."

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"When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed."

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"I like the effect drink has on me."

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"Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums."

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"Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't."

"There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person."

"The bad fortune of the good turns their faces up to heaven; the good fortune of the bad bows their heads down to the earth."

"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."

"The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities."

"You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth."

"And let a scholar all earth's volumes carry, he will be but a walking dictionary: a mere articulate clock."

"Photographers deal in things which are continually vanishing and when they have vanished there is no contrivance on earth which can make them come back again."

"But really it was just, it was perfect. You know, I actually got that feeling like you know what, maybe this is why I'm alive, you know - maybe this is why I'm here on this on earth."

"Heaven would indeed be heaven if lovers were there permitted as much enjoyment as they had experienced on earth."

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"I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well."

"At the New York Athletic Club they serve amazing food. People go there, get healthy, and then eat themselves to death - which is, I suppose, the right way to do it."

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"When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed."

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"Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums."