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Rita Rudner

"Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before."

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Donna Grant

"A mother is the most important blessing of your life."

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Donna Grant

"When I saw Virginia Woolf, somewhere between the first and second acts, someone I had known as my mother became somebody else."

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Donna Grant

"A mother's love is more beautiful than any fresh flower."

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Donna Grant

"I wanted to become a kindergarten teacher like my mother."

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Donna Grant

"I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible."

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Donna Grant

"I wanted to play a mother again. I thought it would be interesting to play the mother of an older child. And it was also the kind of part I've been looking for my whole career, actually, in film. You know, just to play a femme fatale who's very smart, and wicked."

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Donna Grant

"I thought I was going to be a lot more freaked out by being naked onstage. I think on film I would have been more freaked out, because film is less forgiving. But onstage it's lit so beautifully. It would make my mother look good."

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Donna Grant

"I wish I had a great relationship with my mother."

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Donna Grant

"I had so many freckles that my mother used to say that they were kisses from the angels. I still have them."

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Donna Grant

"Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel."

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Rita Rudner
"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."

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Rita Rudner
"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."

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Rita Rudner
"Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before."

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Rita Rudner
"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping."

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"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."

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Rita Rudner
"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."

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Rita Rudner
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."

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"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"

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Rita Rudner
"Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them."

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Rita Rudner
"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"

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