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"The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water."
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"I understand that NASA reported that there's new evidence of water on Mars. I'm here to report that we still don't have any evidence of affordable gasoline in Michigan."
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"For me, I just try to make sure I eat enough and drink enough water and that's about it."
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"Water for me is so essential, like swimming."
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"All good writing is swimming under water and holding your breath."
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"It came to me then in a flash that obviously the temperature of the water was responsible for the nystagmus."
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"I used to be a window cleaner. I got fired because I sometimes liked to drink the soapy water."
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"A straight oar looks bent in the water. What matters is not merely that we see things but how we see them."
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"Maintaining clean, safe water remains one of our greatest national and global challenges and responsibilities."
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"I loved the Little Lulu stories, where she would fantasize that her bedroom rug would turn into a pool of water, and she could dive down into the center of the world."
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"Candlestick was built on the water. It should have been built under it."
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"Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got."
Time
"Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?"
Talk
"Television has a real problem. They have no page two."
Television
"I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team."
Politics
"If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it."
Will
"Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before."
Tax
"I worship the quicksand he walks in."
Admiration
"So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around."
People
"A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it."
Health
"This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security."
Age
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