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"If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it."
"Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was."
"You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it."
"Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before."
"So far things are going my way. I am known in the hospice as The Man Who Wouldn't Die. I don't know if this is true or not, but I think some people, not many, are starting to wonder why I'm still around."
"This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security."
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"Never thank anybody for anything, except a drink of water in the desert - and then make it brief."
"There's loads of things you can do to make things easy for your throat, you can drink a bit of lemon and hot water couple of spoons of honey, you can gargle with port, I've done it a couple of times myself - but don't swallow it!"
"I loved the Little Lulu stories, where she would fantasize that her bedroom rug would turn into a pool of water, and she could dive down into the center of the world."
"In Utah, there are no bad things in the water there. It's just smooth, really beautiful."
"Candlestick was built on the water. It should have been built under it."
"I understand that NASA reported that there's new evidence of water on Mars. I'm here to report that we still don't have any evidence of affordable gasoline in Michigan."
"I need to think about 'Make sure you drink your water.' That's the kind of person I am."
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