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"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'"
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"A decent boldness ever meets with friends."
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"If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair."
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"To conceal anything from those to whom I am attached, is not in my nature. I can never close my lips where I have opened my heart."
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"He is the best friend who can see and reveal to you what is the best in you."
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"We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits."
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"When a sinister person means to be your enemy, they always start by trying to become your friend."
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"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty."
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"What lies before us? Horrible thoughts arise in my heart. If we had died before today we should have been happy."
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"Let the word go forth from this time and place, to friend and foe alike, that the torch has been passed to a new generation of Americans - born in this century, tempered by war, disciplined by a hard and bitter peace."
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"To have a great man for a friend seems pleasant to those who have never tried it; those who have, fear it."
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"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
Tennis
"I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people."
People
"It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then?"
People
"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
Work
"I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle."
Love
"If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work."
Work
"I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones."
Word
"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."
Soccer
"I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all."
Time
"I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle."
Gambling
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