top of page

"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."
Standard
Customized
Exlpore more Children quotes

"Instead of needing lots of children, we need high-quality children."

"It's shameful what's happening in this country in terms of what we deny our children."

"And part of that is, what is the point of having children if you don't have the privilege of bringing them up?"

"Children do not have to learn that streets are dangerous places by potentially fatal trial and error."

"Good mothers know that their relationship with each of their children is like a movable feast, constantly changing and evolving."

"I dropped to the lowest point when I allowed my children to go down that ramp into the water without me."

"Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in."
Explore more quotes by Victor Borge


"My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it."


"I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year."


"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."


"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."
bottom of page