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Victor Borge

"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."

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"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."

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"It's shameful what's happening in this country in terms of what we deny our children."

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"And part of that is, what is the point of having children if you don't have the privilege of bringing them up?"

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"Children do not have to learn that streets are dangerous places by potentially fatal trial and error."

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"Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong."

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"Good mothers know that their relationship with each of their children is like a movable feast, constantly changing and evolving."

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"I like to protect children. I mean, there's nothing wrong with having adult programming for mature adults that can selectively decide what they want to watch and what they don't want to watch."

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"I dropped to the lowest point when I allowed my children to go down that ramp into the water without me."

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"I want to get old gracefully. I want to have good posture, I want to be healthy and be an example to my children."

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"Our children await Christmas presents like politicians getting in election returns: there's the Uncle Fred precinct and the Aunt Ruth district still to come in."

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