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"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."
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"Cullen is up there killing my children. He's killing everyone."
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"Children wish fathers looked but with their eyes; fathers that children with their judgment looked; and either may be wrong."
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"It's shameful what's happening in this country in terms of what we deny our children."
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"I do very well three things: my job, stupidities and children."
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"As we read the school reports on our children, we realize a sense of relief that can rise to delight that thank Heaven nobody is reporting in this fashion on us."
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"I grew up in Queens and New Jersey. I started doing children's theater when I was seven to get out of school because I didn't fit in."
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"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."
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"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."
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"There are times not to flirt. When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand."
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"Parents should watch what their children watch and not use TV as a babysitter. If a show is objectionable they should turn it OFF. They should write the president of the network and tell him they are never going to watch that program again and why."
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"I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary."
Children
"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."
Difference
"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."
Humor
"When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance."
Appearance
"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
People
"Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year."
People
"I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year."
Time
"My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it."
Mother
"If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward."
Laughter
"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."
Wife
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