"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships."

Woman, Women, Clothes, Cute, First

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"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships."

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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."

Jane Austen, British Writer

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"It sometimes happens that a woman is handsomer at twenty-nine than she was ten years before."

Jane Austen, British Writer

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"There are few virtuous women who are not bored with their trade."

Francois de La Rochefoucauld, French Writer

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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."

Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

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"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."

F. Scott Fitzgerald, American Author

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"We say that slavery has vanished from European civilization, but this is not true. Slavery still exists, but now it applies only to women and its name is prostitution."

Victor Hugo, French Author

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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."

Ovid, Roman Poet

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"I hate women because they always know where things are."

Voltaire, French Writer

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"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."

Francois de La Rochefoucauld, French Writer

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"The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue."

Samuel Richardson, English Novelist

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"You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused."

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"While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the only tragedy is to allow part of us to die - whether it is our spirit, our creativity or our glorious uniqueness."

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"Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next."

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"I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity."

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"The goal is to live a full, productive life even with all that ambiguity. No matter what hap- pens, whether the cancer never flares up again or whether you die, the important thing is that the days that you have had you will have lived."

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"I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end."

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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."

"It sometimes happens that a woman is handsomer at twenty-nine than she was ten years before."

"There are few virtuous women who are not bored with their trade."

"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."

"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."

"We say that slavery has vanished from European civilization, but this is not true. Slavery still exists, but now it applies only to women and its name is prostitution."

"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."

"I hate women because they always know where things are."

"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."

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"Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily."

"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."

"While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the only tragedy is to allow part of us to die - whether it is our spirit, our creativity or our glorious uniqueness."

"Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next."

"I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity."

"The goal is to live a full, productive life even with all that ambiguity. No matter what hap- pens, whether the cancer never flares up again or whether you die, the important thing is that the days that you have had you will have lived."

"I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle and end."