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"I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it."
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"There's a part of me that wishes I'd never said one single solitary word on any subject publicly. Then I could have been the tortured poet, and there's so much mileage in that. But it's too late to stop now."
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"Most journalists now believe that a person's privacy zone gets smaller and smaller as the person becomes more and more powerful."
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"My most intimate secrets? Well, if I told you those they wouldn't be secrets now, would they? Seriously though I don't have too many secrets. I'm a very open and honest person, sometimes too honest for my own good."
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"I came from a dirt farm, now I'm filthy rich."
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"Now we just showin' and provin' that there's a ghetto everywhere you go."
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"And it really began with Einstein. We attended his lectures. Now the theory of relativity remained - and still remains - only a theory. It has not been proven. But it suggested a completely different picture of the physical world."
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"Well, it's the Czech Republic now, but more specifically Prague. I went there when I was 12."
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"OK, he's a Yankees fan. Now I know why I don't like him."
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"It is easily overlooked that what is now called vintage was once brand new."
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"Don't get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life."
Wisdom
"I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out."
Fire
"I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that."
Home
"I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out."
Fire
"People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them."
People
"If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words."
Music
"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park."
Amusement
"It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen."
Queen
"I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it."
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"I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else."
People
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