"I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it."

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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."

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"Roused by the lash of his own stubborn tail our lion now will foreign foes assail."

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"If matters go badly now, they will not always be so."

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"For years I wanted to be older, and now I am."

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"The month of January, we were number one. Now, this is something we're proud of, because we recognize we're up against a formidable operation there at CNN."

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Bertrand Russell, British Philosopher

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"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."

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"It is a cliche these days to observe that the United States now possesses a global empire - different from Britain's and Rome's but an empire nonetheless."

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Sue Simmons, American Journalist

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"Better times perhaps await us who are now wretched."

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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."

"Roused by the lash of his own stubborn tail our lion now will foreign foes assail."

"If matters go badly now, they will not always be so."

"For years I wanted to be older, and now I am."

"The month of January, we were number one. Now, this is something we're proud of, because we recognize we're up against a formidable operation there at CNN."

"In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted."

"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."

"It is a cliche these days to observe that the United States now possesses a global empire - different from Britain's and Rome's but an empire nonetheless."

"The cup that went down under has now come up again."

"Better times perhaps await us who are now wretched."

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"I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids."

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