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"I'm old enough and cranky enough now that if someone tried to tell me what to do, I'd tell them where to put it."
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"If matters go badly now, they will not always be so."
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"Roused by the lash of his own stubborn tail our lion now will foreign foes assail."
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"I was in a queer mood, thinking myself very old: but now I am a woman again - as I always am when I write."
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"Ask yourself: was there anything I could have done to prevent the situation? If the answer is yes, do something now and become a better person for it."
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"The slapdash way producers used to assemble a show seems a little unbelievable when we talk about them now."
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"Practically everything from hairstyles to lifestyles is endorsed as some sort of drug to be taken Now for Instant Relief."
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"I definitely have come out of my shell a lot more. When you question who you are, you can't be proud of who you are. Now that I'm trying to peel off those layers and really understand who I am, I don't have anything to be shy about."
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"Now look, that damned cowboy is President of the United States."
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"There's a part of me that wishes I'd never said one single solitary word on any subject publicly. Then I could have been the tortured poet, and there's so much mileage in that. But it's too late to stop now."
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"Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills."
Mountains
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde."
Dumb
"If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words."
Music
"Storms make trees take deeper roots."
Storms
"People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them."
People
"Don't get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life."
Wisdom
"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park."
Amusement
"I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else."
People
"I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out."
Fire
"I still close my eyes and go home - I can always draw from that."
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