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"I figure I'll be champ for about ten years and then I'll let my brother take over - like the Kennedys down in Washington."
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"And if I talk to him, I'll say something wrong, give something away. I can feel it coming, a betrayal of myself."
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"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"
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"I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net."
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"Using a metaphor in front of a man as unimaginative as Ridcully was like ared flag to a bu... was like putting something very annoying in front ofsomeone who was annoyed by it."
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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
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"Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
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"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely."
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"What keeps me going is goals."
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"To be able to give away riches is mandatory if you wish to possess them. This is the only way that you will be truly rich."
Wealth
"My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world."
Humor
"Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn't matter which color does the hating. It's just plain wrong."
Unity
"I know I got it made while the masses of black people are catchin' hell, but as long as they ain't free, I ain't free."
Equality
"I figured that if I said it enough, I would convince the world that I really was the greatest."
Attitude
"I figure I'll be champ for about ten years and then I'll let my brother take over - like the Kennedys down in Washington."
Humor
"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up."
Attitude
"I wish people would love everybody else the way they love me. It would be a better world."
Love
"Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth."
Attitude
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