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"There is not a passion so strongly rooted in the human heart as envy."
Heart

"Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you."
Gardening

"You know it is not my interest to pay the principal, or my principal to pay the interest."
Interest

"There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature."
Possibility

"A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar."
End

"'Tis safest in matrimony to begin with a little aversion."
Matrimony

"Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over."
Miracles

"He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts."
Imagination

"Certainly nothing is unnatural that is not physically impossible."
Nothing

"I open with a clock striking, to beget an awful attention in the audience - it also marks the time, which is four o clock in the morning, and saves a description of the rising sun, and a great deal about gilding the eastern hemisphere."
Time
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"Those that vow the most are the least sincere."
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Personal Development
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