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"I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing."
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"In January '77 I went out to LA and have been here 26 years."
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"It's hard to watch something you've done many years ago."
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"In later years, I craved foods that were almost always fattening."
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"This is my third ABC show over the last four years, so we were afraid that nobody would find it. ABC was really struggling and so we just weren't very confident that it would find an audience."
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"Traffic is one of the most powerful films to come out in recent years. It blew me away."
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"I think for a couple of years I was believing that I was doing it all on my own and I wasn't."
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"We went to Big Sur about three years ago and hung out at the Esalen Institute."
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"A good catchword can obscure analysis for fifty years."
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"And so I was very grateful that I didn't do the British stiff upper lip, but I went straight to a therapist. And she was wonderful and helpful, and I went for about two years."
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"I quit after my seven-year contract with Universal was up. I quit for 33 years."
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"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
Blood
"I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing."
Years
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Medical
"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."
Reason
"My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee."
Mother
"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
Husband
"Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out."
Kitchen
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
Smile
"My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me."
Justice
"I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them."
Children
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