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"I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing."
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"I attended less than two years of Conservatory in Mexico City."
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"I was unwelcome in the U.S. for four years."
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"I was totally devastated for four years in the mid '60s when l tried to buck the tide."
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"I didn't think I'd be around 30 years later."
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"Actually, I only left twice. I left then, and then rejoined literally two years later for Going For The One."
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"The general trend in the last 4,000 years is that carbon dioxide and temperature have been moving against each other."
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"Tahiti has been spoiled for many years, but Bali is one of the few cultures with origins in one of the great ancient cultures which is still alive."
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"The price I have personally paid for these extra Sisyphean years has been prohibitive."
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"I'll be sober ten years and married nine soon."
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"I was thrilled, because I like the big screen and I could then move on to the next thing. It was the biggest break for me. In a way, though, I wish it had been a TV series because then you are working for five years."
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"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
Home
"Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going."
Home
"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
Blood
"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."
Mistake
"Our dog died from licking our wedding picture."
Wedding
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up."
Children
"There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto."
Money
"It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core."
Beauty
"I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away."
Sex
"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."
Reason
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