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"I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing."
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"Actually, I only left twice. I left then, and then rejoined literally two years later for Going For The One."
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"The five warmest years over the last century occurred in the last eight years."
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"I didn't really discover yakuza films until about five or six years ago."
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"I competed in track for 10 years and have been doing kickboxing forever."
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"The best years are behind me."
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"We should have gone over years before that. I always wanted to and I think most of the band did."
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"And so I missed those best years and I find it difficult for me, in groups, to be comfortable."
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"The price I have personally paid for these extra Sisyphean years has been prohibitive."
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"Best two rock voices I've heard in a last few years both have been from grunge bands: it's Eddie Vedder and the other one is Chris Cornell from Soundgarden."
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"I also liked Daniel Craig. He's not like any other Bond. So we'll see. In 10 years I might be cursed for doing it, but I'm very grateful for what it has done for me."
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"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
Blood
"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."
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"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Medical
"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public."
Woman
"The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you."
Reason
"My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me."
Justice
"I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing."
Years
"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
Husband
"There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto."
Money
"I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away."
Sex
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