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"We humans are the greatest of earth's parasites."
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"When you make the finding yourself - even if you're the last person on Earth to see the light - you'll never forget it."
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"Opinion has caused more trouble on this little earth than plagues or earthquakes."
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"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."
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"Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere."
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"It is true that we are weak and sick and ugly and quarrelsome but if that is all we ever were, we would millenniums ago have disappeared from the face of the earth."
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"We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap."
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"I want to find someone on the earth so intelligent that he welcomes opinions which he condemns."
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"Mountains are earth's undecaying monuments."
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"It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth."
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"Who promised you that only for joy were you brought to this earth?"
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"Facts are not science - as the dictionary is not literature."
Science
"In diagnosis think of the easy first."
First
"Don't confuse hypothesis and theory. The former is a possible explanation; the latter, the correct one. The establishment of theory is the very purpose of science."
Science
"A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill."
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"When a man lacks mental balance in pneumonia he is said to be delirious. When he lacks mental balance without the pneumonia, he is pronounced insane by all smart doctors."
Balance
"A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession."
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"Whenever ideas fail, men invent words."
Men
"First need in the reform of hospital management? That's easy! The death of all dietitians, and the resurrection of a French chef."
Death
"The great doctors all got their education off dirt pavements and poverty - not marble floors and foundations."
Education
"A good teacher must know the rules; a good pupil, the exceptions."
Rules
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