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"We humans are the greatest of earth's parasites."
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"Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't."
"There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person."
"I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different."
"You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth."
"Photographers deal in things which are continually vanishing and when they have vanished there is no contrivance on earth which can make them come back again."
"Lower your expectations of earth. This isn't heaven, so don't expect it to be."
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"Don't confuse hypothesis and theory. The former is a possible explanation; the latter, the correct one. The establishment of theory is the very purpose of science."
"A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill."
"When a man lacks mental balance in pneumonia he is said to be delirious. When he lacks mental balance without the pneumonia, he is pronounced insane by all smart doctors."
"I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five."
"First need in the reform of hospital management? That's easy! The death of all dietitians, and the resurrection of a French chef."
"There is only one reason why men become addicted to drugs - they are weak men. Only strong men are cured, and they cure themselves."
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