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"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."
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"Coffee and cigarettes, that's one of my weaknesses."
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"Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it."
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"I bought an espresso maker and coffee maker and make them myself every day."
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"If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning."
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"I see the same coffee table everywhere. It's mass marketing."
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"It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it."
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"Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard."
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"They say you can smoke 400 cigs a day and drink 20 cups of coffee, but you can't have a line or a drink again."
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"I'm here to tell you the coffee was hot, the orange juice was cold, New York's still there and Reagan National is back."
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"I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee."
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"I hope we'll be able to solve these problems before we leave."
Hope
"God may not play dice with the universe, but something strange is going on with the prime numbers."
God
"My brain is open."
Open
"There are three signs of senility. The first sign is that a man forgets his theorems. The second sign is that he forgets to zip up. The third sign is that he forgets to zip down."
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"Property is a nuisance."
Property
"Television is something the Russians invented to destroy American education."
Education
"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems."
Coffee
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