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"Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other."
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"Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel. The thirteen weeks of a term might just as well be thirteen years."
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"We have made many glass vessels... with tubes two cubits long. These were filled with mercury, the open end was closed with the finger, and the tubes were then inverted in a vessel where there was mercury."
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"Things start out as hopes and end up as habits."
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"Pakistan has made no mention of ending our tests. We have a missile program, and it is in the national interest whatever we want to do."
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"One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb."
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"Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough."
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"Towards the end of the eighteenth century the industrial-financial revolution began."
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"If I'm not moved by what happens at the end of this play, then I've completely failed, and so has the play, and so has our production. And if that's the case then there really isn't any reason to want to do it."
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"There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over."
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"High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless."
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"I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off."
God
"Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle."
Life
"Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other."
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"Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery."
Flattery
"Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it."
People
"Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!"
People
"One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar."
Impression
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