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"Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other."
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"We movie stars all end up by ourselves. Who knows? Maybe we want to."
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"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end."
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"You know you've reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh."
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"It should come as no surprise to any of us that the solution to ending bickering in families is to talk to one another more often without blaming, making judgments, or insulting one another."
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"Every western I did and will do; I will do it for the never ending young kid inside of me."
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"Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel. The thirteen weeks of a term might just as well be thirteen years."
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"In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven't been on the show."
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
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"Someone like John would want to end the Beatle period and start the Yoko period. He wouldn't like either to interfere with the other."
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"Everything is temporary. Everything is bound to end."
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"Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other."
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"Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!"
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"Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it."
People

"Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle."
Life

"One gets the impression that this is how Ernest Hemingway would have written had he gone to Vassar."
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"I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off."
God

"Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery."
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