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"It's so funny whenever things come full circle."
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"This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club!"

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"

"I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not sexy,' 'not funny,' 'too intense,' desperate.' All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn't a trace of my true self left."

"I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations."

"It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up."

"A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first."
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"The first thing I ask when I'm offered a part is, Who's the director? which is something they never understand in Los Angeles."

"I keep both of my Tonys on my mantle. They're in front of a mirror so if you look at just the right angle, it looks like I have four!"
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