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"If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in France."
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"Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated."
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"Who is an elected government in a constitutional democracy to decide it will not tolerate dissent."
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"We all know what Parliament is, and we are all ashamed of it."
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"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep."
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"Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good."
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"I can make a firm pledge, under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes."
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"The worst government is often the most moral. One composed of cynics is often very tolerant and humane. But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression."
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"There shall be no end to the government of God."
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"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
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"Which government is the best? The one that teaches us to govern ourselves."
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"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."
Laughter

"Most books today seemed to have been written overnight from books read the day before."
Books

"If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in France."
Government

"Conviction is the conscience of the mind."
Conscience

"Change of fashion is the tax levied by the industry of the poor on the vanity of the rich."
Change

"Do you think that revolutions are made with rose water?"
Water

"Nature never said to me: Do not be poor; still less did she say: Be rich; her cry to me was always: Be independent."
Nature

"The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless."
God

"There are more people who wish to be loved than there are who are willing to love."
Love

"Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live."
Life
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