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"Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart."
People
"We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings."
Knowledge
"If a job's worth doing, it's too hard."
Job
"Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."
People
"Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge."
Forgiveness
"Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company."
Work
"Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information."
Cause
"Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive."
Success
"Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems."
Problems
"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."
Public
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"Politicians are just Daily Mail journalists writ large, aren't they? They're always telling us what's going to happen, and we know they don't know!"
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"I do get a lot of mail. I get a lot of foreign mail because my mail gets mixed with Emilio Estevez."
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"I get mail; therefore I am."
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"I get an awful lot of fan mail, and I read all that I can."
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"I think it's a sensible thing not to read your fan mail - not to take it too seriously."
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"And I did Batman, too. I did Mr. Freeze. I get more mail for him than anything I've ever done."
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"I still get so much fan mail addressed to Carol Brady, and I think a lot of it's through the Net. And I always answer it, if it's legible."
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"I don't know if I'm a heartthrob or if I want to be one! I heard that I get the most fan mail. It's very flattering, and lovely to be popular with the public."
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"As of today, the Postfix mail transport agent has almost 50,000 lines of code, comments not included."
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"In the office, the mail that came in was always 10 to 1 for me."
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