top of page
.png){kind=small}
"Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through."
Standard
Customized
More
"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk."
Author Name
Personal Development
"The hydrogen powered car, with its high fuel mileage and zero emission rate, is just one example of the products under development that will help increase our energy independence."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Stay humble. Always answer your phone - no matter who else is in the car."
Author Name
Personal Development
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Most of us would never consider getting our car repaired without first receiving an estimate of the charges, but this is exactly what we do when we need to go to a hospital for treatment."
Author Name
Personal Development
"America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Just because you put higher-octane gasoline in your car doesn't mean you can break the speed limit. The speed limit's still 65."
Author Name
Personal Development
"I think that people don't know how to do anything anymore. My father was a janitor. He could take a car apart and put it back together. He could build a house in the back yard. Today, if you ask people what they know, they say, 'I know how to hire someone.'"
Author Name
Personal Development
"Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president."
Author Name
Personal Development
"In the end I didn't get a top car any more. I had no toughness left. That was the reality."
Author Name
Personal Development
More
"Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."
Insult
"I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little."
Love
"I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers."
Fire
"Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through."
Car
"The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force."
Fact
"I will not get very far with this attitude."
Attitude
"The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far."
Humor
"Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun."
Sun
"I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty."
Ignorance
"The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan."
End
bottom of page