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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"One who has both feet firmly planted in the air."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"The cleverest woman finds a need for foolish admirers."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"Comedy strikes here... just to reduce pressure and depression."
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"They're both bungholes who think they're too noble to shit."
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"She breathed an enormous sigh, looked at Poirot, Looked away, and suddenly blurted out, "You're too old. Nobody told me you were so old. I really don't want to be rude but - there it is. You're too old. I'm really sorry." She turned abruptly and blundered out of the room, rather like a desperate moth in lamplight. Poirot, his mouth open, heard the bang of the front door. He ejaculated: "Non d'un nom d'un nom..."
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"People who run a ready-to-wear company are businessmen rather than production or design people."
Design
"When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!"
Hope
"Women's Wear Daily can do more than any other publication to establish a designer."
Woman
"I've met people who didn't even know there was a Calvin Klein; they thought it was just the name of a product."
Thought
"I couldn't have attended half the parties that I was supposed to have been to according to the newspapers. It bothers me."
Experience
"We're not doing outrageous fashion; I make sports clothes that are relatively conservative, clothes that everyone wears."
Sports
"I'm a sexual person, and that's reflected in my clothes and my advertisements."
Appearance
"People read things into my commercials that don't even exist."
People
"I'm not a politician and don't want any part of politics."
Politics
"I'm neither Democrat nor Republican."
Politics
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