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"Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!"
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"As a comedian, the more you commit the sin of stupidity, three essential things happen to your life:~people applaud you incessantly.~love you more than their parents.~give you a daily bread."
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"My religion consists of laughing at myself. My motto is this: As long as there is a me, there is a reason to laugh out loud!"
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"Well, that depends, I suppose. I heard someone once say that men dance the same way they have sex. So, if you want everyone here to think you're the kind of guy who just sits around and-" He stood up. "Let's dance."
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"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."
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"I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married."
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"Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?"
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"Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled."
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"Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too."
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"Papa, potatoes, poultry, prunes and prism, are all very good words for the lips."
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"People who run a ready-to-wear company are businessmen rather than production or design people."
Design
"People read things into my commercials that don't even exist."
People
"I don't trust a lot of journalists."
Trust
"If you really love someone and care about him, you can survive many difficulties."
Love
"I'm not a politician and don't want any part of politics."
Politics
"I certainly feel that an adult woman has a right to determine what happens to her life and body."
Life
"It's fun seeing my label on someone's behind - I like that."
Fun
"I'm more offended when someone's killed on television than when there's something that's sensuous or sexual. So what?"
Television
"I have the reputation of being easygoing. But inside, I'm like nails. I will kill."
Being
"I'm neither Democrat nor Republican."
Politics
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