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"I've accepted the fact I have mental illness but when my imaginary friends start calling me crazy that's where I draw the line."

"Never stay up on the barren heights of cleverness, but come down into the green valleys of silliness."

"Name the greatest of all inventors: Accident."

"Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such a way? Youtake delight in vexing me. You have no compassion for my poor nerves.""You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. Theyare my old friends. I have heard you mention them with considerationthese last twenty years at least."
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"People who run a ready-to-wear company are businessmen rather than production or design people."

"When I started the business, I hardly went home. I became very driven about work and about my career."

"There are a lot of gay people in fashion, but it's not as if every gay person is a great creator."

"I'm more offended when someone's killed on television than when there's something that's sensuous or sexual. So what?"

"We were using Brooke as an actress; she was playing different roles: a liberated woman, a teenager, a vamp."

"You don't only worry about the people who hate or resent you; in a way, you're more worried about the people who love you."
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