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Colin Mochrie

"Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!"

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"It is not actual suffering but the taste of better things which excites people to revolt."

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"It's not a slam at you when people are rude, it's a slam at the people they've met before."

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"We should not judge people by their peak of excellence; but by the distance they have traveled from the point where they started."

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"When people are taken out of their depths they lose their heads, no matter how charming a bluff they may put up."

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"I believe that in every country the people themselves are more peaceably and liberally inclined than their governments."

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"Some people displease with merit, and others' very faults and defects are pleasing."

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"You can stroke people with words."

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"One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide."

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"Few people at the beginning of the nineteenth century needed an adman to tell them what they wanted."

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"Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries."
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"Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises."
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"I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work."
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