top of page
Quote_1.png
Bill Bryson

"The pleasant fact is that the British are not much good at violent crime except in fiction, which is of course as it should be."

Standard 
 Customized
"The pleasant fact is that the British are not much good at violent crime except in fiction, which is of course as it should be."

Exlpore more Crime quotes

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Big Rab has worked in Barlinnie's Wendy House for over seven and a half years. The average time a screw works in the seg blocks is two years, this man has seen it and done it all. Most prisoners will agree, he isn't a dog either but can be when he wants. He has had legendary roll abouts with some of Scotland's hardest criminals but at the end of it he doesn't hold any grudges."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"They think giving people longer prison sentences is going to teach people a lesson. Well that is just fantasy, as we just take our drugs and violence in to the prison. Our brothers and sisters, pals or rivals outside plug the gap that has been left by the dealer that was selling the crack or smack in the first place. Just like kamikazes, when one is dead, fifty queue up to take their place."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"I keep telling the screws over and over again, 'If you treat a young boy in prison like a dog, keep him in a cell that is like a cage and constantly beat him and bully him, that boy is going to grow up hating yous and the system.' The only thing on his mind will be revenge, maybe it is not revenge on the screws that so frequently bullied and tortured him, but in the boy's eyes he is getting revenge on the uniform, as it all means the same thing in the boy's or man's eyes."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"The police have asked for my help. There's been a murder.""A murder! Oh, my. Let me just change my shoes," Evie said excitedly. "It won't be a minute."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably everyone's wallets."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"It was nothing less than murder, in her eyes."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"I was long brought up to think that it was nothing short of a crime to miss a sale."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Under current law, there is no additional penalty for someone who enters the United States illegally and then commits either a crime of violence or a drug trafficking offense. They simply come under the same penalty as we have in current law."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"I think seeing some of the past can be helpful, especially if you're into crime solving."

Explore more quotes by Bill Bryson

Quote_1.png
Bill Bryson
"And there was this jerk named Dwayne who kept saying, 'Go on, have a beer. You know you want one. One little beer's not going to hurt ya. You haven't had a drink for three years. You can handle it.'" He looked at me again. "You know?"I nodded."Caught me when I was vulnerable. You know, when I was still breathing."
Quote_1.png
Bill Bryson
"One consequential change is that people used to get most of their calories at breakfast and midday, with only the evening top-up at suppertime. Now those intakes are almost exactly reversed. Most of us consume the bulk--a sadly appropriate word here--of our calories in the evening and take them to bed with us, a practice that doesn't do any good at all."
Quote_1.png
Bill Bryson
"I refer of course to the soaring wonder of the age known as the Eiffel Tower. Never in history has a structure been more technologically advanced, materially obsolescent, and gloriously pointless all at the same time."
Quote_1.png
Bill Bryson
"I turned to my own bunk and examined it with a kind of appalled fascination. If the mattress stains were anything to go by, a previous user had not so much suffered from incontinence as rejoiced in it. He had evidently included the pillow in his celebrations."
Quote_1.png
Bill Bryson
"He left to do whatever editors do."
Quote_1.png
Bill Bryson
"In terms of adaptability, humans are pretty amazingly useless."
Quote_1.png
Bill Bryson
"They were Republicans, Nixon Republicans, and so didn't subscribe to the notion that laws are supposed to apply to all people equally."
Quote_1.png
Bill Bryson
"I love to watch cities wake up, and Paris wakes up more abruptly, more startlingly, than any place I know."
Quote_1.png
Bill Bryson
"A third...candidate for Shakespearean authorship was Christopher Marlowe. He was the right age (just two months older than Shakespeare), had the requisite talent, and would certainly have had ample leisure after 1593, assuming he wasn't too dead to work."
Quote_1.png
Bill Bryson
"It was an odd situation. For a century and a half, men got rid of their own hair, which was perfectly comfortable, and instead covered their heads with something foreign and uncomfortable. Very often it was actually their own hair made into a wig. People who couldn't afford wigs tried to make their hair look like a wig."
bottom of page