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"I failed to make the chess team because of my height."
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"Failure is not an option, winning or learning are the options."
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"Failure is your inability to recognize that you have made the same mistakes again. Making a mistake is normal, it turns abnormal when it's not recognized!"
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"Failure is temporary but hope is forever."
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"The only failure is giving up."
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"Failure comes from fear. Success comes from boldness and persistence."
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"If mediocrity is your benchmark, you always sit on the bench!"
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"Failure will teach you more wisdom than a great success."
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"Any blunder committed in the past opens the avenue for the success of the future. However, the success of the future massively is fueled by the how positively the mistakes of the past are handled!"
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"To me he seemed one of those persons destined to failure of whom you wonder what purpose it can ever serve that they should have ben born."
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"Failure is allowing your fears to make the best of you."
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"The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small."
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"If I could only see one miracle just one miracle. Like a burning bush or the seas part or my uncle Sasha pick up a check."
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"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."
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"I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!"
Creativity

"Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words."
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"Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness."
Education

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
People

"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
God

"I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend."
Humor
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