top of page
.png){kind=small}
"Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor."
Standard
Customized
More
"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
Author Name
Personal Development
"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
Author Name
Personal Development
"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."
Author Name
Personal Development
"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Zombies are far better than religious people, because they do not discriminate in killing."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"
Author Name
Personal Development
"Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses."
Author Name
Personal Development
"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
Author Name
Personal Development
More
"Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor."
Humor
"Men want power in order to do something. Boys want power in order to be something."
Man
"The most distinguished hallmark of the American society is and always has been change."
Change
"The difference between the men and the boys in politics is, and always has been, that the boys want to be something, while the men want to do something."
Man
"I have never quite grasped the worry about the power of the press. After all, it speaks with a thousand voices, in constant dissonance."
Power
"Better to trust the man who is frequently in error than the one who is never in doubt."
Trust
"I'm sort of a pessimist about tomorrow and an optimist about the day after tomorrow."
Optimism
"Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks."
Death
"Consultant: any ordinary guy more than fifty miles from home."
Home
"The chief cause of problems is solutions."
Cause
bottom of page