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"Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse."
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"The pages are still blank, but there is a miraculous feeling of the words being there, written in invisible ink and clamoring to become visible."
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"You can wipe out your opponents. But if you do it unjustly you become eligible for being wiped out yourself."
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"There is no duty we so much underrate as the duty of being happy. By being happy we sow anonymous benefits upon the world."
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"There is more pleasure in loving than in being beloved."
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"No man lives without jostling and being jostled; in all ways he has to elbow himself through the world, giving and receiving offence."
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"Being brilliant is no great feat if you respect nothing."
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"If a writer knows enough about what he is writing about, he may omit things that he knows. The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water."
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"The difference between sentiment and being sentimental is the following: Sentiment is when a driver swerves out of the way to avoid hitting a rabbit on the road. Being sentimental is when the same driver, when swerving away from the rabbit, hits a pedestrian."
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"Where every something, being blent together turns to a wild of nothing."
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"Quit aspiring and dreaming and start being."
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"As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office."
Money
"Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse."
Being
"Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented."
Politics
"Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful."
Satire
"Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention."
Time
"The thing about democracy, beloveds, is that it is not neat, orderly, or quiet. It requires a certain relish for confusion."
Democracy
"I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth."
Truth
"You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to."
Politics
"It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America."
History
"I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults."
Love
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