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"Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse."
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"Stop aspiring and start being. The world needs you!"
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"To me, living in the present means being aware of your conscious choice to focus on the past, present or future - it is not necessarily having to focus on the present."
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"Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel."
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"Plagiarists are always suspicious of being stolen from."
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"Initiative is doing the right thing without being told."
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"Kindness can become its own motive. We are made kind by being kind."
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"So what is discord at one level of your being is harmony at another level."
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"Being naked approaches being revolutionary; going barefoot is mere populism."
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"Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent."
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"I am so tired of being told by Democratic operatives to "suck it up" because so many other profound issues are at stake."
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"I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults."
Love
"It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America."
History
"Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse."
Being
"I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years."
Wisdom
"As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office."
Money
"Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful."
Satire
"Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention."
Time
"You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to."
Politics
"I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth."
Truth
"The thing about democracy, beloveds, is that it is not neat, orderly, or quiet. It requires a certain relish for confusion."
Democracy
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