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"Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse."
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"The pages are still blank, but there is a miraculous feeling of the words being there, written in invisible ink and clamoring to become visible."
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"You can wipe out your opponents. But if you do it unjustly you become eligible for being wiped out yourself."
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"There is no duty we so much underrate as the duty of being happy. By being happy we sow anonymous benefits upon the world."
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"Being a blockhead is sometimes the best security against being cheated by a man of wit."
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"It is a common enough case, that of a man being suddenly captivated by a woman nearly the opposite of his ideal."
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"And they write innumerable books; being too vain and distracted for silence: seeking every one after his own elevation, and dodging his emptiness."
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"There is more pleasure in loving than in being beloved."
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"The secret of being a bore... is to tell everything."
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"No man lives without jostling and being jostled; in all ways he has to elbow himself through the world, giving and receiving offence."
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"Being brilliant is no great feat if you respect nothing."
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"As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office."
Money
"I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years."
Wisdom
"Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention."
Time
"I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults."
Love
"You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to."
Politics
"Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse."
Being
"Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful."
Satire
"The thing about democracy, beloveds, is that it is not neat, orderly, or quiet. It requires a certain relish for confusion."
Democracy
"I believe that ignorance is the root of all evil. And that no one knows the truth."
Truth
"Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented."
Politics
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