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"I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on."
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"It was possible that I'd thrown one too many Molotov cocktails over God's fence."
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"Good luck with the aliens, and if we survive this feel free to look me up on your next vacation."Good luck with the aliens? You are such a prick."
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"You will suffer, son of Hades!' What else is new? Nico thought."
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"They are slaves who fear to speak For the fallen and the weak They are slaves who dare not be In the right with two or three."
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"I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on."
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"We would oppose the turning of the planet and refuse the setting of the sun."
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"Those who have been insulted by ungodliness and injustice could be in a good or better position to stand for or with those that are being insulted by the same."
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"She was a rule breaker, never settling her fierce spirit for things built of structure."
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"When insulted by injustice, face it, stand up against it and demand your right and justice."
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"Bard eyed him like he was manure on her shoes at the same time she did things, like sharpen a wooden stake, something she knew didn't work on him, but that was not her point, even if she was making one."
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"Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars."
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"Men have two outstanding features--their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously."
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"Sometimes stupid is crime enough."
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"If you don't scare the neighbors while copulating, I'm afraid you're doing something terribly wrong."
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"A balanced diet and a brisk daily walk will help keep you healthy, but there's nothing like a good-looking young man with a nice butt to help up your cardiovascular system."
Health

"Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either."
Aging

"They say love makes the world go around, I been dizzy for a long time."
Love

"It's not who you know, it's who you sleep with."
Corruption

"There is not a simple gene pool entirely free of toxic waste."
Humanity

"It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine."
Independence
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