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Erma Bombeck

"Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial."

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"Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial."

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"We grow up opposing our parents only to become like them enough to oppose our children who behave as we once did-a reminder of how dreadful we were toward those now vindicated grandparents. And you thought God had no sense of humor."

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"A healthy world is made of healthy nations. A healthy nation is made of healthy families. And a healthy family can only be raised on the foundation of a monogamous relationship."

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"Grandchildren are their grandparents' toys."

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