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"Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!"
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"Who will observe the observers?"
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"I will never be below the title."
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"Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues."
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"Scholars will argue with each other about everything."
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"I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box."
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"Where there is a will there is a lawsuit."
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"Whoever feels predestined to see and not to believe will find all believers too noisy and pushy: he guards against them."
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"During a big rock show, you can flub a few things and nobody will hear it, because it gets buried under everything else."
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"Bear the Cross cheerfully and it will bear you."
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"It is not enough to render things equal to the will, that they are equal or alike in themselves."
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"When I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me, I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do."
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"This character feels so much like my brother. He has two children. He has a wife. He works with me. He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wants his kids to grow up in the school they started with. He doesn't want them to lose friends. He is his family's hero."
Family

"I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that."
Father

"Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh."
Friendship

"I don't know who I touch and who I don't. I work hard trying to make people laugh. I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up. I don't have any secrets. I don't know the reasons I've been so well received."
Work

"My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing."
Time

"I do love the films I've done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we're trying to make people laugh and I'm very proud of that."
Love

"I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means."
Life

"It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life. I wouldn't compare our movie to that, but it has a structure where it's about a man who doesn't appreciate all that he has and finds out at the end that life has been great and he has to enjoy that."
Life

"Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy."
Living
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