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Erma Bombeck

"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."

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"I believe in unconditional love... I believe in dangerous unselfishness... I believe in daring to achieve... I believe in making mistakes... I believe in helping others... I believe in moving on... I believe in passionate romance... I believe in living the fullness of this human experience... I believe in ME..."

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"My heart gladdens, knowing someone think of at Christmas."

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"We all have human emotions that rob our lives."

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"Sadness comes from expectations. To be happy, adapt to everything and expect nothing."

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"There are not many things that are more powerful than love."

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"Smile because it's infectious.Love because it's contagious."

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"Who ever has no fixed opinions has no constant feelings."

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"I am grateful to those who have betrayed me. They thought they were just stabbing me in the back, but they were also cutting me free from their poisonous life."

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"Self-respect is nothing but self-confidence."

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"For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward."
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"My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?"
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"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."
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"I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order."
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"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."
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"Housework, if you do it right, will kill you."
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