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Erma Bombeck

"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."

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"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."

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"Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean."

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"She was always waiting, it seemed to be her forte."

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"You may not be able to find love, but if you give, you will get it back in return."

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"For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward."
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