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"I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust."
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"We cannot measure time. We can only measure changes of life and the universe."
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"I wouldn't ask too much of her,' I ventured. 'You can't change the past.''Can't change the past?' he cried incredulously. 'Why of course you can!"
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"Life is a bubble in the ocean of time. At the same time, it can hold all the water of the ocean in her heart."
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"A broad margin of leisure is as beautiful in a man's life as in a book. Haste makes waste, no less in life than in housekeeping. Keep the time, observe the hours of the universe, not of the cars."
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"God had infinite time to give us.... He cut it up into a near succession of new mornings and with each therefore a new idea new inventions and new applications."
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"Time is the greatest and longest-established spinner of all. ... His factory is a secret place his work noiseless and his hands are mutes."
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"Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke."
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"The value of time is immeasurable."
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"Sometimes I feel like if you just watch things, just sit still and let the world exist in front of you - sometimes I swear that just for a second time freezes and the world pauses in its tilt. Just for a second. And if you somehow found a way to live in that second, then you would live forever."
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"Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one's Tuesday."
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"When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life."
Life
"By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long."
Age
"The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation."
Drink
"A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian."
Christian
"It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy. He wasn't the greatest looking guy in the world."
Funny
"I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking."
Lie
"Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time."
Happiness
"When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs."
Life
"Whiskey will always be a part of my life."
Life
"I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say."
Movies
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