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"When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and Chong records and all of the Richard Pryor records."
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"If Rosa Parks had not refused to move to the back of the bus, you and I might never have heard of Dr. Martin Luther King."
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"Martin Luther King Jr., recognized bias when he saw it, knew what he was talking about."
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"I always watch Dean Martin's show... just to see if he falls down."
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"I marched back then - I was in a civil-rights musical, Fly Blackbird, and we met Martin Luther King."
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"Martin Luther King took us to the mountain top: I want to take us to the bank."
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"What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime."
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"George Martin, he's very good at a very sort of lush, sweet arrangement."
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"When I played Dean Martin, he was dead when we made the movie but there would have been nothing better than to spend a week with Dean Martin if I could have."
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"Steve Martin is such an exquisite and precise writer. Everything is so clear; it's like a bell. He says what he means and says it so beautifully."
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"I did stand-up. I loved George Carlin and Steve Martin."
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"The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming."
Programming
"We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice."
Children
"I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school changed my life. Pryor really put the heart in darkness for me."
Life
"It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out."
Integrity
"I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did."
College
"For my next trick I will make everyone understand me."
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"Hopefully standup will become special again."
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"I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now."
Living
"Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground."
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"On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement."
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