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"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
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"If you have tears, prepare to shed them now."
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"Do not postpone your problems, solve them now! Because tomorrow you might be weaker than today and there might arise additional problems! Unsheathe your sword now; forget tomorrow, time is now!"
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"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
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"Roused by the lash of his own stubborn tail our lion now will foreign foes assail."
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"What is now proved was once only imagined."
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"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
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"I had redesigned my entire amplifier system for this tour because airlines are very strict now."
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"I have lost everything, and I am so poor now that I really cannot afford to let anything worry me."
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"I have in hands, now, specimens of bottom from t he Gulf Stream, obtained by Lieutenant Craven, and I can say that they are among the most interesting that I have ever seen."
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"Schools used to fund-raise for luxuries, like a trip to the water slides. Now, we fund-raise for things we have to have."
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"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?"
Feet
"Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing."
Survival
"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
Race
"Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them."
American
"It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain."
Belief
"Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed."
Opportunity
"Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs."
People
"I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else."
Thought
"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it."
Cause
"We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company."
Care
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