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Lewis Grizzard

"Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it."

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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."

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Aberjhani

"It sometimes happens that a woman is handsomer at twenty-nine than she was ten years before."

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Aberjhani

"There are few virtuous women who are not bored with their trade."

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Aberjhani

"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."

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Aberjhani

"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."

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Aberjhani

"I'm always rather nervous about how you talk about women who are active in politics, whether they want to be talked about as women or as politicians."

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Aberjhani

"We say that slavery has vanished from European civilization, but this is not true. Slavery still exists, but now it applies only to women and its name is prostitution."

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Aberjhani

"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."

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Aberjhani

"I hate women because they always know where things are."

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"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."

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Lewis Grizzard
"You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'"

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Lewis Grizzard
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house."

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Lewis Grizzard
"Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it."

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Lewis Grizzard
"I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married."

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Lewis Grizzard
"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house."

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Lewis Grizzard
"The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one."

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Lewis Grizzard
"It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato."

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