top of page
Quote_1.png
Terry Pratchett

"DO NOT PUT ALL YOUR TRUST IN ROOT VEGETABLES. WHAT THINGS SEEM TO BE MAY NOT BE WHAT THEY ARE.-Death."

Standard 
 Customized
"DO NOT PUT ALL YOUR TRUST IN ROOT VEGETABLES. WHAT THINGS SEEM TO BE MAY NOT BE WHAT THEY ARE.-Death."

More 

Quote_1.png
Donna Grant

"When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there."

Author Name

Personal Development

Quote_1.png
Donna Grant

"Naturally, since I myself am a writer, I do not wish the ordinary reader to read no modern books. But if he must read only the new or only the old, I would advise him to read the old."

Author Name

Personal Development

Quote_1.png
Donna Grant

"Never give anyone the advice to buy or sell shares, because the most benevolent price of advice can turn out badly."

Author Name

Personal Development

Quote_1.png
Donna Grant

"The first rule when you are in a hole is to ask for a hand out!"

Author Name

Personal Development

Quote_1.png
Donna Grant

"The advice that is wanted is commonly not welcome and that which is not wanted, evidently an effrontery."

Author Name

Personal Development

Quote_1.png
Donna Grant

"O that men's ears should be To counsel deaf but not to flattery!"

Author Name

Personal Development

Quote_1.png
Donna Grant

"The fiend gives the more friendly counsel."

Author Name

Personal Development

Quote_1.png
Donna Grant

"Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."

Author Name

Personal Development

Quote_1.png
Donna Grant

"Never let your education interfere with your learning."

Author Name

Personal Development

Quote_1.png
Donna Grant

"Meg, what I'm about to do - never, ever try this on your own." I felt a bit silly giving this advice to a girl who regulartly fought monsters with golden swords, but I had promised Bill Nye the Science Guy I would always promote safe laboratory practices."

Author Name

Personal Development

More 

Quote_1.png
Terry Pratchett
"But you can't just leave it at that!" said Anathema, pushing forward. "Think of all things you could do! Good things."Like what?" said Adam suspiciously."Well... you could bring all the whales back, to start with."He put his head on one side. "An' that'd stop people killing them?"She hesitated. It would have been nice to say yes."An' if people do start killing 'em, what would you ask me to do about 'em?" said Adam. "No. I reckon I'm getting the hang of this now. Once I start messing around like that, there'd be no stoppin' it. Seems to me, the only sensible thing is for people to know if they kill a whale, they've got a dead whale."

Ethics

Quote_1.png
Terry Pratchett
"Anyway, it's like with bikes,' said the first speaker authoritatively. 'I thought I was going to get this bike with seven gears and one of them razorblade saddles and purple paint and everything, and they gave me this light blue one. With a basket. A girl's bike.''Well. You're a girl,' said one of the others.'That's sexism, that is. Going around giving people girly presents just because they're a girl."

Change

Quote_1.png
Terry Pratchett
"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual."

Humor

Quote_1.png
Terry Pratchett
"One cannot help feeling that some alternative occupation-lettuce farming, say-would offer somewhat less of a risk of being put to death by installments. Why do you persist in it?Goldeneyes Dactylos shrugged."I'm good at it, he said."

Purpose

Quote_1.png
Terry Pratchett
"Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself."

Writing

Quote_1.png
Terry Pratchett
"I believe the term is 'eminent domain.'Ah, yes. That means 'theft by the government."

Politics

Quote_1.png
Terry Pratchett
"It's all about balance, do you see? Balance is the trick. Keep the balance and - " she stopped. "You've ridden on a seesaw? One end goes up, one end goes down. But the bit in the middle, that stays where it is. Upness and downness go right through it. Don't matter how high or low the ends go, it keeps the balance." She sniffed. "Magic is mostly movin' stuff around."

Life

Quote_1.png
Terry Pratchett
"Sometimes thinking is like talking to another person, but that person is also you."

Wisdom

Quote_1.png
Terry Pratchett
"Questions don't have to make sense, Vincent," said Miss Susan. "But answers do."

Wisdom

Quote_1.png
Terry Pratchett
"Dwarfs were not a naturally religious species, but in a world where pit props could crack without warning and pockets of fire damp could suddenly explode they'd seen the need for gods as the sort of supernatural equivalent of a hard hat. Besides, when you hit your thumb with an eight-pound hammer it's nice to be able to blaspheme. It takes a very special and strong-minded kind of atheist to jump up and down with their hand clasped under their other armpit and shout, "Oh, random-fluctuations-in-the-space-time-continuum!" or "Aaargh, primitive-and-outmoded-concept on a crutch!"

Change

bottom of page