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"I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart."
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"I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart."
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"The way to a man's heart is through his chest."
Heart
"I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it."
Content
"Life is like an analogy."
Life
"I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart."
Actresses
"The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else."
Comedy
"This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow."
Driving
"The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap."
Principle
"If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?"
God
"Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent."
Lawyers
"Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction."
God
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