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"There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto."
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"Flattery is a kind of bad money, to which our vanity gives us currency."
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"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
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"Because people have no thoughts to deal in, they deal cards, and try and win one another's money. Idiots!"
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"I talked to General Downer about some of the funding about the National Guard and some of the civil defense workers, the firefighters, the police officers, and the way that FEMA is making them spend that money. We have got a problem there."
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"One of the evils of money is that it tempts us to look at it rather than at the things that it buys."
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"But in a tournament, you can be said in for all your money at any point so you can't make any mistakes so you have to, it's all about where you're sitting at the table."
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"Money is the string with which a sardonic destiny directs the motions of its puppets."
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"Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated."
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"Trust me, I'm going to find out where the money has gone and how it has been spent, and see if we can't get it down there quicker to let that rebuilding start."
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"I never cared about money."
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"You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type."
Blood
"I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing."
Years
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
Medical
"The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing."
Reason
"My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee."
Mother
"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like."
Baseball
"I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap?"
Husband
"There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto."
Money
"Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out."
Kitchen
"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."
Christmas
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