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"If you have tears, prepare to shed them now."
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"I just found out about 10 days ago that I must live 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears... so now I have to move."
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"When I was young there was no respect for the young, and now that I am old there is no respect for the old. I missed out coming and going."
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"It's a heavy weight, the camera. Now we have modern and lightweight, small plastic cameras, but in the '70s they were heavy metal."
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"Now, we used to say we put on our tights to put on the world. So I don't think it tarnishes the image at all."
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"So, like I said, I will visit Jeffersonville more often because I now have a little getaway house up there."
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"Now I get to pick and choose exactly what I want to do."
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"Now the identification of individual sounds by phonetic observation is an artificial way of proceeding."
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"I'm now convinced that I'm a doctor. I mean, if someone says they have a pain, I'm like, 'Well, that's your spleen.'"
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"The rich pay more in total taxes now than ever before - ever. It's true. Just like it's true that when the rich are convinced they're going to be taxed more, they spend less. And when the top few percenters don't spend, there goes all your spending, because they account for half of all retail spending."
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"But I don't work out. I pay people to do that for me."
Work
"The only good thing about going to the fights is you can go into the green room and you can see some of your old friends that you haven't seen in a long time."
Time
"You have to remember, I didn't want this life."
Life
"There's nobody in show business that I dislike so I wouldn't want to get in there to hurt anybody."
Business
"Hey, I've been doing what I do for a long time, my friend."
Time
"Why stop now when I'm just getting the hang of it?"
Now
"If people like what I do, fine. If they don't, fine."
People
"I can tell jokes. I can talk to the audience. I can relax. I can change my songs whenever I want. I can change the tempos. I can change the mood, because I'm in charge."
Change
"You open the show with a bang, then don't come back on for 45 minutes."
Open
"Joe Louis was one of my first heroes."
First
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