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"I hate that tabloid idea of anybody who is famous having to forfeit their privacy."
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"I don't think I'm a celebrity. A chimpanzee could have done what I did."

"I think that's the thing. I don't want to date a celebrity. I want to date a normal person. So I'm looking for a normal person."

"I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing there. And I was like, 'Look, it's stupid spoiled whore.'"

"There's no reason that just because you're a celebrity you can't write."

"My pastor said, Just because you were a celebrity doesn't mean you're supposed to be a celebrity now."

"The whole celebrity culture thing - I'm fascinated by, and repelled by, and yet I end up knowing about it."

"It's pleasant and bothersome and embarrassing all at once. Especially when you haven't done much and are a celebrity."

"I regret that I wasn't the kind of person who could enjoy celebrity. It embarrassed me too much."
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"The actual handbag is neither here nor there-- it's what you keep in it that's the most important thing."

"But I am, personally, not a gambler. I wouldn't spend £1 on the lottery, let alone take a punt on a pregnancy. The stakes are far, far too high. I can't agree with a society that would force me to bet on how much I could love under duress."

"Every woman who chooses - joyfully, thoughtfully, calmly, of their own free will and desire - not to have a child does womankind a massive favour in the long term. We need more women who are allowed to prove their worth as people; rather than being assessed merely for their potential to create new people. After all, half those new people we go on to create are also women - presumably themselves to be judged, in their futures, for not making new people. And so it will go on and on..."

"Always believe you can change the world " even if it's only a tiny bit, because every tiny bit needed someone who changed it."

"And the question is always "When are you going to have kids?" Rather than "Do you want to have kids?"

"However, what I do believe to genuinely sacred - and, indeed, more useful to the earth as a whole - is trying to ensure that there are as few unbalanced, destructive people as possible. By whatever rationale you use, ending a pregnancy 12 weeks into gestation is incalculably more moral than bringing an unwanted child into this world. It's those unhappy, unwanted children, who then grew into angry adults, who have caused the great majority of humankind's miseries. They are the ones who make states feel feral; streets dangerous; relationships violent."

"Women are always being asked when they're going to have children. It's a question they're asking even more often."

"We need a temporary cessation in people having any opinions about any women, ever. I propose a, say, five-year moratorium on having opinions about women, in order to let one generation of girls get from one side of puberty to the other without growing up in a climate where women are constantly being scolded, chivvied, harassed, or subjected to thunderous opinion columns concluding that, yet again, some woman in the public eye has overreached herself and should wind her neck in."

"Two women at the same event wearing the same outfit is a disaster. But two women at the same event singing the same song is a party. And two women at the same event talking about Doris from Fame is a friendship for life. Fill yourself with words, choruses, and heroes, like you're supposed to fill your wardrobe with shoes, brooches, and belts."

"You stop talking about things when you've worked them out. You're no longer an observer but a participant. You're too busy for this bullshit."
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