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"I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear."
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"I learn all these things about the record talking about it after it's finished."
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"I am in discussions with a label. We are talking about doing something."
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"When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person."
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"I've never really been star struck. I was a little bit taken aback when I was doing a chat show recently and I was sat in the make-up chair chatting to a guy say next to me but I couldn't look round and see who it was, it was only when I got up I realised it had been Bryan Adams I'd been talking to!"
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"All we are is a lot of talking nitrogen."
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"You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle!"
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"There is a difficult leap between talking about balancing the budget and actually doing it."
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"If I go to a seminar and someone like you or someone like him is talking, I'm never part of the group that rushes him directly afterward. I always wait in the back corner with my head down until everyone is gone, and then I go up and do my thing."
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"In talking to you I feel very much more at ease than my colleagues who gave the speeches during the banquet."
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"Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken."
Career
"People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it."
People
"My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends."
Act
"If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time."
Time
"I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking."
Funny
"Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out."
Idea
"I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way."
Funny
"The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time."
Funny
"That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard."
Funny
"I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion."
Care
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