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"We met The Cult and were talking to them for a while. We went a few places with Offspring."
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"I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear."
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"Ice shelves in general have episodic carvings and there can be large icebergs breaking off - I'm talking 100km or 200km long - every 10 or 20 or 50 years."
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"When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished."
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"Stop talking. Start walking."
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"The minute you start talking about what you're going to do if you lose, you have lost."
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"There is a difficult leap between talking about balancing the budget and actually doing it."
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"Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating."
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"I'm a walking, talking enigma."
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"Colonel Parker asked Henry and me to come to Elvis' suite and have breakfast. There were at least five policemen stationed up there. He was talking on the telephone."
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"Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title."
Art
"People for the most part can smell lies."
People
"Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD."
Girlfriend
"If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?"
Talking
"Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that."
Actor
"The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage."
Thought
"It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in."
Time
"I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with."
Work
"The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone."
Time
"Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends."
Marriage
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