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"As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers."
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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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"Better one's House be too little one day than too big all the Year after."
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"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."
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"It's not what you do once in a while, it's what you do day in and day out that makes the difference."
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"Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead."
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"I shall omit former particulars, and begin with informing the Reader, that, in 1792, I was strangely visited, by day and night, concerning what was coming upon the whole earth."
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"We want to shut down the day laborer site. This day laborer site undermines and violates federal immigration law, and it can't go forward."
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"At the end of the day, the numbers that we're hearing are not going to be totally correct or not correct at all."
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"Sometimes I'm uncomfortable with the level of fame I've got! It all depends on the day and what's going on. I don't desire any more fame. I don't need it."
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"When I stop working the rest of the day is posthumous. I'm only really alive when I'm writing."
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"As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of it. The two shows that always make me laugh and are therefore my favourites are The Dick Van Dyke Show and Fawlty Towers."
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"Hey, Ryan, if Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?"
Change
"Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or freaking out in a long bank lineup. Performing allows me to fulfill all the sicko fantasies I've ever had."
Life
"We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes."
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"Give me liberty or a bran muffin!"
Liberty
"You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school."
School
"And if that isn't the truth, it would be a lie."
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"I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money."
Money
"Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy."
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"We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second."
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