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Evan Esar

"Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either."

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"Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either."

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Asa Don Brown

"There is no sickness worse for me than words that to be kind must lie."

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Asa Don Brown

"A lie never lives to be old."

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Asa Don Brown

"When you crop the photo, you tell a lie."

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Asa Don Brown

"The cruelest lies are often told in silence."

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Asa Don Brown

"One ought to have a good memory when he has told a lie."

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Asa Don Brown

"Lies are sufficient to breed opinion, and opinion brings on substance."

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Asa Don Brown

"When it comes to my own turn to lay my weapons down, I shall do so with thankfulness and fatigue, and whatever be my destiny afterward, I shall be glad to lie down with my fathers in honor. It is human at least, if not divine."

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Asa Don Brown

"Lying has a kind of respect and reverence with it. We pay a person the compliment of acknowledging his superiority whenever we lie to him."

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"When a contradiction is impossible to resolve except by a lie, then we know that it is really a door."

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Asa Don Brown

"I do myself a greater injury in lying than I do him of whom I tell a lie."

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Evan Esar
"A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name."

Character

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Evan Esar
"Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either."

Lie

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Evan Esar
"Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it."

Houses

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Evan Esar
"A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much."

Economy

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Evan Esar
"The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last."

Wealth

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Evan Esar
"Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings."

Habit

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Evan Esar
"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week."

Money

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Evan Esar
"Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures."

Science

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Evan Esar
"A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended."

Relationship

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Evan Esar
"The girl with a future avoids a man with a past."

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