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Sam Levenson

"It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors."

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"It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors."

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"I have only ever made one prayer to God, a very short one: O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it."

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"Call it Nature, Fate, Fortune; all these are names of the one and selfsame God."

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"God is a metaphor for that which trancends all levels of intellectual thought. It's as simple as that."

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"Sometimes I wonder why God ever trusts talent in the hands of women, they usually make such an infernal mess of it. I think He must do it as a sort of ghastly joke."

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"I may be as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best."

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"I say to mankind, Be not curious about God. For I, who am curious about each, am not curious about God - I hear and behold God in every object, yet understand God not in the least."

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"I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best."

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"God is the universal substance in existing things. He comprises all things. He is the fountain of all being. In Him exists everything that is."

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"Two things I take very seriously in life. My golf game and my relationship with God. Neither one is simple."

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"I doubt God would want to touch America's tax code, since it is already located in the third rung of Hell."

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"The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy."
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"When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?"
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"You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice."
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"Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle."
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"Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children."
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"Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier."
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"It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'"
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"Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor."
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