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"It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors."
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"To know God better is only to realize how impossible it is that we should ever know him at all. I know not which is more childish to deny him, or define him."
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"Small amounts of philosophy lead to atheism, but larger amounts bring us back to God."
"The reader becomes God, for all textual purposes. I see your eyes glazing over, so I'll hush."
"It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance."
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"It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'"
"Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor."
"We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through."
"Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle."
"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."
"If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother."
"The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy."
"Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch to weep for others' children."
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