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"I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring."
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"I suspect that no community will become humane and caring by restricting what its members can say."
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"Would I come off as a creepy-stalker-kind-of-guy or would it demonstrate that I cared?"
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"I'm saddened to see that some have been misled into believing that Mr. Disney was something other than a kind, caring man."
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"Without a sense of caring, there can be no sense of community."
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"I married him for a green card. We had a really great, caring relationship; it just obviously wasn't right for me."
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"I think that a man should be caring."
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"Dr. Phil was very helpful and caring. I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better relate, understand, and communicate with our families and loved ones. Dr. Phil recommended reading my new book."
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"We remember Kurt for what he was: caring, generous and sweet."
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"I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring."
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"I'm beyond caring what anyone expects of me anymore."
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"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"
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"I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down."
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"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!"
Children
"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
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"Dogs are forever in the push up postion."
Dogs
"I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all."
Time
"I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle."
Love
"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
Order
"When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away."
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"Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show."
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