"I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring."

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"Dr. Phil was very helpful and caring. I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better relate, understand, and communicate with our families and loved ones. Dr. Phil recommended reading my new book."

"I suspect that no community will become humane and caring by restricting what its members can say."

"I think that a man should be caring."

"I'm a very caring person."

"I married him for a green card. We had a really great, caring relationship; it just obviously wasn't right for me."

"Caring is not bossing somebody around, it only shows you're very insensitive to other peoples' feelings."

"Eventually you can get into the nuts and bolts of reality: nurturing, caring, and getting along."

"I'm saddened to see that some have been misled into believing that Mr. Disney was something other than a kind, caring man."

"Would I come off as a creepy-stalker-kind-of-guy or would it demonstrate that I cared?"

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"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'"

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"People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky."

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