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"I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring."
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"Dr. Phil was very helpful and caring. I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better relate, understand, and communicate with our families and loved ones. Dr. Phil recommended reading my new book."
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"Caring is not bossing somebody around, it only shows you're very insensitive to other peoples' feelings."
"I've stopped caring about skeptics, but if they libel or defame me they will end up in court."
"Eventually you can get into the nuts and bolts of reality: nurturing, caring, and getting along."
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