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"I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring."
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"Dr. Phil was very helpful and caring. I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better relate, understand, and communicate with our families and loved ones. Dr. Phil recommended reading my new book."
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"I married him for a green card. We had a really great, caring relationship; it just obviously wasn't right for me."
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"I suspect that no community will become humane and caring by restricting what its members can say."
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"I'm beyond caring what anyone expects of me anymore."
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"Caring is not bossing somebody around, it only shows you're very insensitive to other peoples' feelings."
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"When the world becomes standard, I will start caring about standards."
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"Without a sense of caring, there can be no sense of community."
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"I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring."
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"Eventually you can get into the nuts and bolts of reality: nurturing, caring, and getting along."
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"I'm a very caring person."
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"I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
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"Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!"
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"I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle."
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"I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down."
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"Dogs are forever in the push up postion."
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"I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life."
Life

"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."
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"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'"
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"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
Tennis

"I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones."
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