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"I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring."
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"Dr. Phil was very helpful and caring. I believe he helped all of us there and watching how to better relate, understand, and communicate with our families and loved ones. Dr. Phil recommended reading my new book."
"Caring is not bossing somebody around, it only shows you're very insensitive to other peoples' feelings."
"Eventually you can get into the nuts and bolts of reality: nurturing, caring, and getting along."
"We remember Kurt for what he was: caring, generous and sweet."
"I married him for a green card. We had a really great, caring relationship; it just obviously wasn't right for me."
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"I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific."
"I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle."
"You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something."
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later."
"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'"
"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."
"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
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