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"Motherhood is a game you must enter with as much energy, willingness, and happiness as possible."
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"But when women are asked when they're going to have children, there is, in actually, another darker, more pertinent question lying underneath it."

"Women's bodies do not give up their babies so easily, and so silently, is the message. The heart will always remember."

"I have a sister, so I know-that relationship, it's all about fairness: you want your sibling to have exactly what you have-the same amount of toys, the same number of meatballs on your spaghetti, the same share of love. But being a mother is completely different. You want your child to have more than you ever did. You want to build a fire underneath her and watch her soar. It's bigger than words."

"So I guess you were hopelessly romantic and easily distracted, a B-plus mother, certainly good enough to get into Matriarchal State University but not quite good enough for St. Mary's College of the Blessed Womb Warriors."

"A mother is a child's first looking glass into the world."

"It lasted just a moment, whatever that is. One held breath? An ant's afternoon? It was brief, I can promise that much, for although it's been many years now since my children ruled my life, a mother recalls the measure of the silences."

"Suddenly you realize that you are the mother of the Universe, eager to protect, transform and care every soul of the world."

"Motherhood unwittingly molds us into all we are now, or are - destined to be."

"I am a mother-tired, but when my soul doth magnify, my time doth magnify."
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"The scabs feel like I have a message on my arm. Something that needs to be read, urgently, by someone. It was only years later that I realized the person I had written that message to- the person who wasn't listening- was me. I was the one who should have been staring at that arm, and working out what the red hieroglyphics meant. Had I translated them, I would have realized those red lines read: 'Never feel this bad again. Never come back to this place, where only a knife will do. Live a gentle and kind life. Don't do things that make you want to hurt yourself. Whatever you do, every day, remember this- then steer away from here."

"The aphorism "If you want something done, ask a busy woman" is in direct acknowledgment of the efficiency boot camp parenthood puts you through."

"But when women are asked when they're going to have children, there is, in actually, another darker, more pertinent question lying underneath it."

"You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing's happening."

"Men and women alike have convinced themselves of a dragging belief: that somehow women are incomplete without having children."

"And that was the point I knew I just loved this filthy, ugly, loquacious man in a fur coat, who would spend the day roaming all over town, looking for bright lights, and laughter - and then at night come on stage, and unbutton two buttons on his waistcoat, with his clumsy, fat fingers, and show you his heart beneath."

"The people around you are mirrors, I think. You see yourself reflected in their eyes. If the mirror is true, and smooth, you see your true self. That's how you learn who you are."

"There's no self-expression or joy in these joints-- no springboard to self-discovery, or adventure, like any decent night out involving men, women, alcohol, and taking your clothes off. Why do many people have a gut reaction to strip clubs? Because inside them, no one is having fun."

"Please wait for me. Don't have all the fun now. Don't fill up on other people who aren't me. Don't ruin your appetite."

"Abortions are never seen as a positive thing, as any other operation to remedy a potentially life-ruining condition would."
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